The Spatalian's Stash

All things that are good.
If adult cartoons are your bag, Bob’s Burgers is right up your alley. There, I did that whole post without a burger pun. This must be what growing up feels like.

If adult cartoons are your bag, Bob’s Burgers is right up your alley. There, I did that whole post without a burger pun. This must be what growing up feels like.

This is how Crispin Glover spends most of his time.

This is how Crispin Glover spends most of his time.

Bronson meets Machete for some dinner and wine.  You know by having MET Bronson, some of residue essence wears off on you, and thus you are made incredible. It’s like radiation in comic books, you get powers instead of horrible painful death!

Bronson meets Machete for some dinner and wine.  You know by having MET Bronson, some of residue essence wears off on you, and thus you are made incredible. It’s like radiation in comic books, you get powers instead of horrible painful death!

Fuckin’ Gregg Henry, put your shirt on no one wants to see that. That girl is not havin’ it.  I take my first statement back, I’m sure Gregg Henry would love to watch some Gregg Henry action. Gregg Henry sounds like the name of an Irish folklore  character. “BEWARE THE FURRY CHEST OF GREEEEEEGGGG HENRY, HE’LL WRAP A TOWEL ALL AROUND YE N ME, AND IF YE GO WATCHIN’ JUST BEFORE DAWN, YE’LL SEE YOUNG GREEEEGGG HENRY WIT’ NE’RE CLOTHES ON” and just imagine jig-dancin’ music in the background.

Fuckin’ Gregg Henry, put your shirt on no one wants to see that. That girl is not havin’ it.  I take my first statement back, I’m sure Gregg Henry would love to watch some Gregg Henry action. Gregg Henry sounds like the name of an Irish folklore  character. “BEWARE THE FURRY CHEST OF GREEEEEEGGGG HENRY, HE’LL WRAP A TOWEL ALL AROUND YE N ME, AND IF YE GO WATCHIN’ JUST BEFORE DAWN, YE’LL SEE YOUNG GREEEEGGG HENRY WIT’ NE’RE CLOTHES ON” and just imagine jig-dancin’ music in the background.

Why do I imagine the Steve Zahn head shot WOULD have an open car hood as it’s background?

Why do I imagine the Steve Zahn head shot WOULD have an open car hood as it’s background?

There has not been nearly enough Bronson pictures this year. Slackin on the Bronson.

There has not been nearly enough Bronson pictures this year. Slackin on the Bronson.

Fuckin’ Nihilists.

Fuckin’ Nihilists.

I’ve been slacking lately but it’s because I’m working on my screenplay about a travelling face painter who dreams of becoming that guy who paints boobies at music festivals.  Heres some funnyness.

I’ve been slacking lately but it’s because I’m working on my screenplay about a travelling face painter who dreams of becoming that guy who paints boobies at music festivals.  Heres some funnyness.

"THIS is what the inside of a gun looks like." Mr. Pink’s Great-great-great-grandfather, Mr. Mauve.

"THIS is what the inside of a gun looks like." Mr. Pink’s Great-great-great-grandfather, Mr. Mauve.